What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 06:56

Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Get ready for June’s strawberry moon - WTOP
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How do I become an intelligent man?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How many trans people are lawful gun owners?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Astronomers stunned as giant planet challenges what we know about space - The Independent
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
First Day of Roots Picnic Was an "Absolute Disaster," Fans Say - Philadelphia Magazine
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.